CHEESY PICK- UP LINES
Okay so, after yesterday’s heavy and depressing talk, I think we need to lighten things up a little bit. And that’s why, today’s talk is gonna be about something that’s a bit of a cringe yet a lot of fun. It’s something that’s almost all of us have used atleast once in their lives: Cheesy Pick- Up Lines.
We see a lot of people use pick up lines to impress others. Some of us have even been victims of it. But despite all of that, we still can’t ignore the fact that, even if it’s just for a second, they make us smile. Yeah maybe a total creep walks up to you and says a really cringey pick- up line to you and all you wanna slap him and you may even do that but later on when you tell your friends about it, it sure as hell becomes a topic for all of you’ll to laugh on.
Okay, so first let’s talk about travel pick- up lines. If your partner likes to travel a lot, is around the world in 80 days kinda type, then these sure work to impress them.
1. Are you from Tennessee? Cause you’re the only ten I see!
2. Are you sure you’re not a tower? Because Eiffel for you.
3. Are you Australian? Cause you meet all of my koala-fications.
4. You must be from Paris cause you’re driving me in-Seine.
Next up is for all of those Potterheads our there. If you’ve fallen for someone who’s a Harry Potter fan, then today is your lucky day because I’ve got just what you need. A bunch of these totally awesome HP pick- up lines that gonna get you the girl/guy of your dreams.
1. Did you just use the stupefy charm or are you a natural stunner?
2. You must play Quidditch. I know a keeper when I see one.
3. The Sorting Hat has spoken and it says I belong in your house.
4. You must be my horcrux, because you complete me.
Imagine you’re out with your friends for a nightclub and this person sitting at the bar just blows your mind away. Can’t decide what to say? Here’s a little bit of help.
1. You owe me a drink. Because I dropped mine, the moment I looked at you.
2. My buddies bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest person here. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?
3. I see you’ve got some tequila. Does that mean you wanna give me a shot?
4. I would love to buy you a drink but then I’d be jealous of the glass.
Those were some of the most badass pick- up ever. Yeah, they do seem like a lot of cringe, but hey, they get the work done, don’t they? So use them and let me know how your experience goes.
Love, Blue Host.
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